DARE Gives Up, Resigns to Teaching Kids What Drugs Make You Cool Instead

A DARE spokesperson announced the changes Tuesday to a televised school assembly: “Our programs weren’t working, so we just decided to help steer kids in the right direction: being cool. We now focus on helping kids choose the cool drugs over the lame ones. Our program focuses on encouraging cocaine and MDMA use, and marijuana sometimes as long as you don’t fall into…